13 Things Only Professional Nappers Will Understand | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Politics and Activism

13 Things Only Professional Nappers Will Understand

Reading this will definitely make you want to take a nap, but that's OK because you've earned one.

32
13 Things Only Professional Nappers Will Understand
3.bp.blogspot.com

If you are anything like me, naps are bae. Your life basically revolves around naps. Like, "How many naps can I take today?" The answer: There is no limit. Everything can be solved by taking a nap. You're tired? Take a nap. Stressed? Take a nap. Hungry? Eat yourself into a food coma then take a nap. Naps are beautiful. Go take one after reading this article. You've earned it.

1. You wake up thinking about that nap you are going to take later in the day.

When you wake up in the morning, you are already tired. All you can think about is when the next time you will get to sleep again is, hopefully it will be soon.

2. Every bed you see just looks so welcoming.

Every time you walk past a comfortable looking chair, couch, or bed, it automatically has you wanting to take a nap.

3. You cancel plans just to sleep.

"Hey, do you want to hang out?" "Oh man, I'm so busy" really means I'm probably going to take a nap.

4. “I’ll just lay down for a few minutes.”


I'm just going to lay down for a 20 minutes and then you wake up three hours later.

5. You wake up and can’t remember if you took a nap or went to bed for the night.

Have you ever taken a nap and when you woke up you look out the window, you can't remember whether or not you went to bed for the night?

6. When you don't get your nap, you are really angry.


When plans change and you don't get a nap then you end up being cranking for the rest of the day.

7. Sometimes it's really hard to decide between eating, showering, and napping.


When you have a list of things to do and a nap is one of the options, a nap will always win.

8. Sometimes you try so hard to pay attention in class, but all you can think about is that nap you are going to take after.


You sit in class trying your hardest to pay attention to your professor's lecture, but all you can do is think about how awesome that nap is going to be afterward.

10. Everyone complains that you sleep too much.

Everyone you know complains about how much you sleep, probably because they don't get enough sleep themselves.

11. When you are stressed, you can solve it all by taking a nap.

12. If someone wakes you up from your nap, they will never be forgiven.

When someone wakes you up from a nap, a rage is released from deep within. You become a monster that no one can recognize. And they will never be forgiven for ruining your nap and life.

13. You’re already planning your nap tomorrow.


When you have a busy day the next day, you lay in bed looking for breaks in between your plans so you can plan a good nap or two.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

531867
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

414873
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments