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11 Confessions Of A Sleep-A-Holic

If your plans get cancelled, there is a 99.9% percent chance you are sleeping.

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1. What are some of your hobbies? Does sleep count?

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed


2. No matter how many hours of sleep you get, you could always go for a nap.

3. In fact, it's a bad day if you don't take a nap.

4. You struggle with the thought of being productive or just staying in bed.

I'm in love with my bed

5. You actually struggle with doing anything or just sleeping.

6. While you're in class you dream about being reunited with your bed.

7. Everything can be done from the comfort of your bed.

8. Bed or Bae.

9. You don't make your bed because you know you will get right back into it ASAP.

10. You inform everyone that you getting enough sleep is good for everyone and without sufficient amount you will be cranky.

11. If your plans get cancelled, there is a 99.9% percent chance you are sleeping.

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