If you are yet to wear a matching pair of sock this month and you have a bottle barefoot on the counter then this is for you. Congratulations! You are the hot mess friend!

1. Your underwear is inside out and you're wearing the same par of Soffees you slept in last night. You probably own 12 pairs of black leggings. You actually have a lot of clothes, but you wear the same four things every other day.

2. There is basically a full meal in your laptop keyboard. Same with the bottom of your purse. Leftovers are where it's at!

3. It's not a night out unless you've spilled something on yourself.

4. You have used spray deodorant on your head because you thought it was dry shampoo.

5. More of your clothes are on the floor of your room than on hangers, and the last time they were in the closet was when your mom did your laundry for you. You're a proud owner of a "floordrobe." Science say's people who live in a mess are more creative, my mom does not agree.

6. You are the queen of writing everything down, but then you forget to actually look in your planner. You're always that person in class who says, “Wait, that was due today?” You’re also a pro at submitting things literally ON the deadline, which is so nerve-wracking it makes you even MORE of a hot mess.

7. You never know what day it is. Does this mean everyday is tequila Tuesday?? No wait, it's Thursday and you have a 10-page research paper due tomorrow!! Who needs sleep?? You can remember things that have no relevance to you but cant remember what you ate for dinner last night.

8.You're infamous for locking yourself out of your dorm. Sorry Roomie!! You have probably had to purchase multiple key cards. 9. When you’re overwhelmed with all the work you have, you decide to nap instead. It's not procrastinating, its brain-storming!

9. Your phone screen is almost definitely cracked. Screen Protectors are your best friend!

10. You can never leave home without forgetting something. You have learned to have a stash of necessities in your purse/car (just in case).

11. Your bloodstream is 70% caffeine, 25% alcohol, and 3% water, and 2% goldfish. It's all about balance, right?

12.Your big accomplishment for the week was doing laundry and not forgetting about it for four hours. Next week maybe you’ll even put it away.

13. Your catchphrases include, but are not limited to: "Fuck it", "I'm never drinking again", "don't let me forget", and " i'm sorry i'm late"