13 Signs You Are A Fraternity Groupie
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13 Signs You Are A Fraternity Groupie

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13 Signs You Are A Fraternity Groupie

Whether you know the brotherhood's secret handshake, code word, or have had the initiation oath memorized since freshman year, sometimes a girl can't help but fall into the "groupie" category. I get it, I've been there.

If four or more of these describes you, it's time to embrace your groupie status.

  1. You have the door lock code to get into their fraternity house memorized.
  2. They call you  "Brother *insert your last name*"    
  3. Your mom asks how the Kappa's are doing. By name.   
  4. You drop off baked goods for all brotherhood meetings and birthdays.
  5. Every party's jungle juice is flavored to your liking.  
  6. Their national advisor has you on speed dial. 
  7. You go to all of their mixers, even when your sorority isn't their match-up.   
  8. You are their sweetheart. For the third year in a row.     
  9. Their house manager has asked you to start paying for a percentage of utilities.  
  10. There is a chapter bylaw prohibiting you from being your sorority's social chair (What's so wrong about mixing with Kappa again?!)      
  11. You took the frat hound to puppy training classes.  
  12. You have a permit to their parking lot on your car.  
  13. You have their letters on your car. 
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