Nobody likes a bully, but for some reason society is drawn to love fictional characters like the Heathers, the Plastics, and the Cheerios. Well, I have some bad news for Heather Chandler, Regina George, and even Santana Lopez: Chanel Oberlin has officially out-sassed all of y'all.
Chanel's proudly malicious behavior mixed with a basic white girl attitude sounds like a nightmare to deal with in real life, but it's ironically the exact reason why she's the best character on "Scream Queens."
1. "What fresh Hell is this?"
2. “Good evening, idiot hookers.”
3. “Do you think you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch, or is that just a coincidence?”
4. “OK, Pissy Spacek.”
5. “She smells like hot dog water and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down at the local bowling alley.”
6. “I’m sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?”
7. “If any of you die while protecting a sister you’re allowed to skip the rest of Hell Week.”
8. "Life is a class system and sororities are the one place left where you get to choose and pick the people around you."
9. "You're so confident without being mean. What antidepressants are you on?"
10. "I'll have a Trenta, no foam, five-shot half-caf, no foam, pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees."
11. "That girl was a b*tch who thought she was all that because her family founded the Olive Garden and she had no gag reflex."
12. “He’s your gay bro who has a big boner for you! Why don’t you go in there and ogle his big ol’ broner?”
Bravo, Ryan Murphy, you have created another truly iconic character. Tune into FOX every Tuesday at 8:00 p.m. to catch Chanel in all of her grotesquely rude glory.
