With Christmas just days away, broke college students have a lot on their lists. While new clothes and a check from Grandma sound appealing, we Pitt students are wishing for things much more sustainable.
1. More Outlets
We want to see 100 percent on more than just our exams; we want it on our phone battery, too.
2. Consistent Weather
Sandals or snow boots: pick one, Pitt.
3. Escalators up Cardiac Hill
I can’t feel my legs when I’m with you.
4. For people not to steal your seat 13 weeks into the semester
Um, excuse me?
5. Taylor Swift on Spotify
Are we just going to act like the entire "1989" album doesn’t exist?
6. Snow Days
We’re not about the -25 degree wind chill.
7. Reading Days
We want just a few more days to procrastinate.
8. An on-time 10A
Gone would be the days of waiting out in the cold for a bus that never shows up.
9. More bathroom stalls in Hillman
How are we supposed to divvy up three stalls per floor?
10. Or, at least a table in Hillman
Walking around for an hour trying to find one gets old.
11. A caffeine IV
We’ll sleep when we’re dead.
12. To have 8 a.m. classes abolished
Who thought of these?
13. Longer winter break
A two-week break doesn’t leave us nearly enough time to wipe our tears after finals.