In lue of Valentine's Day this weekend, I decided, "what better way to get my fellow Bonnies in the spirit of the holiday than to ask them their favorite Valentine's puns?" Not only were my results wildly successful, but they are the perfect pun for anyone you might have your eye on in around campus. I've learned that the Bona bubble is a powerful thing, and it's filled with witty people who like to come up with really cheesy puns...
Without further adieu, here are the 10 best puns for your Bonaventure Valentine, as told by your very own (anonymous) classmates.
1. "Roses are red, Bonnies are brown, let's go to OP & have a night on the town."
2. "For you, Valentine, I would spend the night alone on 5th Dev."
3. "I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, Valentine... or even the third floor of Plassmann."
4. "Breakfast food from the R.C ain't got nothin' on how good you look tonight."
5. "I'll pay your cover at the Burton if you'll be my Valentine."
6. "I'd like to explore the 5 O's with you, Valentine."
7. "I'd like to cuddle up next to you like the La Verna fireplace on a cold day."
8. "My love for you is bigger than Bob Lanier's shoe size."
9. "I'd give up all my Bona bucks if it meant that you'd be my Valentine."
10. "Valentine, you look better than wings from the Skeller."
So if you were looking for some festive inspiration, there you have it. Go buy her a breakfast from the R.C and wings from the Stellar and she'll be the happiest girl in the world.































