If you didn't watch or attend the Kentucky Derby this weekend, then you have no right to call yourself an American. Likewise, if you didn't grow up watching Disney movies, then are you really a part of our generation? While watching the Derby I had many thoughts, and most of them all went back to those beloved Disney movies.
1. I wonder what these thoroughbreds looked like a few years ago
2. Being on millionaire's row would be amazing
3. But onto more important things; which horse should I bet on?
4. Oh, my horse got off to a good start
5. MY HORSE IS IN THE LEAD!
6. WAIT, HOW DID YOU LOSE?
7. It's just a race. Everything is fine
8. Alright, so how do they find people to be jockeys?
9. And where do people get all of these hats?
10. UGH. The traffic is going to be horrendous. I guess I'll walk
11. But at least Snapchat will have all the pictures that didn't make it to Instagram.
12. And looking at all of your friends' decisions...
And finally:
13. I'm proud to be from the greatest state in the Union
Happy Derby, y'all!