1) Going to sleep at 3 AM every night is the norm

2) Pulling an all-nighter is also a normal thing

3) Your blood essentially becomes Ramen noodle soup because you eat so much of it (there is no time to go to the dining hall, that’s time saved is precious study time)

4) You think every science joke is funny (even when it’s not)

5) You can go up to three or four days without leaving your room

6) Your non-science major friends have no idea what you’re talking about when you geek out about your work

7) Why is every textbook $200+

8) You’ll be absolutely ecstatic when you get a 70 on your chemistry exam

9) You cry every day because of stress—stress over classes, homework, exams, lab reports, internship applications, etc.

10) 15-page lab reports are a thing

11) Falling asleep in class is the easiest thing to do

12) You think about changing your major to something with no science at all crosses your mind at least 7 times a day

But at the end of the day, there is no other major that I would want to have.