1. A personal chef so they don't need to eat ramen for every meal
2. No classes that start before 11 a.m.
3. The ability to have your mom do laundry for you when she's seven hours away
4. The freedom to watch Netflix for 13 hours straight without guilt
5. Free textbooks
6. A full day without having to get out of your pajamas
7. Unlimited puppy snuggles when you're stressed
8. A quiet night without anyone bothering you
9. Uninterrupted bathroom time
10. Straight A's without having to try
11. Unlimited napping ability
12. Money... obviously

































