During the holidays, there are a lot of articles circulating around about what to get your significant other for Christmas. No matter how many Christmases you have under your belt together--one or twenty---this article is here to prevent you from making this one your last. So please, PLEASE don't get these gifts for your boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse. You have been warned.

1. This calendar of dogs pooping.

I promise they don't need this hanging in their office or home. The shame on those poor dogs' faces...

2. A bracelet made of dentures.

If a whopping price of $225.00 isn't enough to fend you off, maybe this article can.

3. This creepy Barbie.

Don't give this to your significant other or any little girls you may know. Please.

4. This horrendous mug.

I can guarantee you your significant other hates this word as much as the rest of the world, so if you want them to break up with you..go ahead.

5. This inspirational wooden sign.

Actually, the more I think about it...this might make a great gift.

6. This Trump pillow case.

No matter your significant other's political beliefs, it's safe to say they don't want to wake up to our president-elect every morning.

7. This Minion blanket that might murder you in your sleep.

JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE:

This blanket is plotting humanity's demise.

8. This pair of crocheted elephant undies.

This would not be a good thing to open up on Christmas, especially around family. Although it does have surprisingly good reviews on Etsy....

9. This pickle flavored lip balm.

Unless you're into kissing pickles.

10. This lovely set of "The Penguins of Madagascar" nesting dolls.

The little one wants to eat your significant other's soul.

11. This pair of "meme"ingful earrings.

Pepe is meant to be on the internet, not in the ears of your significant other.

12. This scary cat broach.

I don't think this present would go over well at all.

*All items are really available for purchase on Etsy.com. Purchase at your own risk.*