New year new you, right? We all set out to make new resolutions that can make 2016 a great year, but as a college student, I know a couple in my mind that I want to keep... but probably won't.
1. Eat less pizza.
I know guys, starting the list off with hard tasks. When I say "eat less pizza" I just mean you don't need that extra slice, I don't recommend you cut it fully out of you life. That is just cruel.
2. Save money.
Instead of ordering wings after a late night out, just try to cook yourself those frozen chicken nuggets you bought at Target.
3. Get straight As.
More time in the library, less time at the bar.
4. No more vodka.
You and I both know that this one is for the best.
****DISCLAIMER: It's lying.
5. Don't lose your I.D.
This happens too many times. No more waking up immediately wondering where that sucker might be. Glue it on to yourself if you need to.
6. No more Ramen.
Whenever you are feeling weak, just picture Justin Timberlake circa 1999.
7. Closing all your bar tabs.
Aren't you tired of that surprise tab after a long night out?
8. Go to ALL your 8 a.m. classes.
Now this, this right here, is a hard one. If you can do this, you are one strong cookie.
9. Do laundry at a reasonable time.
Two weeks is way too long to do laundry. A week and six days, that is acceptable.
10. No more F*ck Boys.
I think you and I both know that this is the most important one.
11. Accept the Bieber fever.
If I can predict the future, it is that Justin Bieber is going to take over 2016. Be. Ready.
I'm not even sorry.
12. Don't wait till the night before an assignment is due.
This isn't boating school folks.
