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12 Red Flags To Let You Know He Is Irrelevant

Just a few of my personal favorites...

12 Red Flags To Let You Know He Is Irrelevant

Dating in college is already hard enough. It becomes even harder when the guys show the classic red flags. Don't get me wrong--girl's can show red flags, too. But as for the red flags different guys have shown me throughout college, these twelve have taken the cake.

  1. He loves hanging out alone with you, but when in public, acts like he’s never met you.

2. He strictly texts you between the hours of midnight and 3 a.m. saying something like "hey, come over" or a drunken jumble of words.

3. His all-time favorite movie is "The Wolf of Wall Street" (like this is literally the only movie he legitimately loves). Don't be surprised if you see him start humming and banging his chest with a closed fist.

4. Oh, and his role model is probably Jordan Belfort.

5. His Halloween costume was Johnny Manziel (or if he likes Johnny Manziel honestly).

6. His favorite drink is Hennessy.

7. He invites you out, and by “out,” it’s to the hookah lounge (or somewhere equally irrelevant...) No thank you.

8. He likes photos of basically nude women on Instagram.

9. He thinks those fake Facebook articles are legitimate.

10. He works for Verve…

11. His favorite rapper is Lil B.

12. He wears Nike slide sandals with no socks… to class…

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