It has finally happened. The update is here and that can only mean one thing: new emojis. No more wasting time on actually texting long, wordy responses like, "Yeah, on my way". No more struggling for the perfect caption. These new emojis just speak for themselves.
1. The taco.
Lettuce taco bout all of the taco-pun possibilities that have just been created. Needless to say taco Tuesdays will never be the same.
2. The middle finger.
I think we can all appreciate this one and agree that it is a necessity, like water or cookies. If it is not in your recent emojis, you are either a pacifist or my grandma who doesn't know how to use emojis. Because she's 87 and has a flip phone.
3. The squirrel.
Your stories of being attacked by a squirrel on campus will only be improved now that you have an emoji to show exactly what went down during this vicious fight.
4. The unicorn.
Did someone just "k" you? Just hit them with a unicorn. It's like the equivalent of saying "kool" but better because what can they say after they're sent a unicorn? Nothing. No one can follow up a unicorn.
5. The upside down smiley face.
Not really positive why this is relevant to anything, but it feels like a pretty good way to say, "My life is falling to pieces but you know, it's casual."
6. The twister/tornado.
In case of an emergency, you have this emoji to quickly let your loved ones know you are trapped in a tornado -- because nobody has time for a whole "SOS. Send help." It can also be used to explain the disaster that is your life. To each their own.
7. Thinking face.
No more having to send, “Hmmm” or, "Let me think about it." Just send this bad boy. Who needs words when you have emojis?
8. The rolling your eyes face.
The perfect way to answer all of your best friends' dumb questions/statements.
9. The hot dog.
This little fella isn't just any regular emoji. President Obama and Shigetaka Kurita (the creator of emojis), were actually petitioned to create a hot dog emoji. It was up for debate because the creators didn't know what the public would want on the hot dog. Ketchup? Mustard? So next time you're using this emoji (because, come on, it's a hot dog, you're going to be using it) think of all the heroes that fought for its existence. Not all heroes wear capes.
10. The inspector.
For all of your creeping needs.
11. The robot.
This is basically the new alien emoji. It doesn't really have any specific purpose but it just works for some odd reason.
12. The money eyes and cash tongue face.
This emoji just perfectly embodies the feeling you have when you actually have money in you're account and realize that for a brief second you are not broke. In this second you are a big money baller. You can actually afford things sometimes like dinner at a Chipotle Mexican Grill and possibly nicer toilet paper.
13. Skull and bones.
This one is my personal favorite. It's the ultimate "R.I.P." How'd you do on your test? (Insert skull and bones emoji). How was your blind date? (Insert skull and bones emoji). How was the tailgate yesterday? (Insert skull and bones emoji).
