Donald Drumpf: He's a spontaneous, obnoxious presidential candidate, and sometimes he says some unbelievable things. So I, being the politic junkie that I am, decided to compile a list of some quotes that I think are the most absurd and offensive to show why he should go back to running a business and get away from politics.
(In case you're wondering, I am referring to DonaldTrump when I say Drumpf. If you wanna know why, watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Donald Trump on youtube)
1. “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
So what you're saying is that you're not a good person? Cool, glad we're on the same page.
2. "26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military and only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?"
Are you saying that all men are rapists, Mr. Drumpf?
3. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
Uh, Donald, that's not how that works. Good thing you don't believe in global warming anyway.
4. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
First of all, gross. Second of all, that's not very presidential of you, Mr. Drumpf.
5.“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
What does any of that have to do with anything?
6.“Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”
Are you implying that everyone protesting police brutality is a thug?
7. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
"Lol no, Donald." - Mexico
8. "He's not a war hero - he's a hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured."
Well this is just disrespectful and wrong.
9. "(Putin) is a strong leader... He's making mincemeat out of our president."
Have you fact checked that, Mr. Drumpf? Because I'm pretty sure most of Russia hates Putin.
10. "I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose voters."
The problem is that you're probably not wrong, sir.
11. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they’re telling us what we’re getting.”
Stereotyping again Mr. Drumpf? This is also racist.
12. “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.”
Also, this would be borderline illegal and very against the constitution. And just plain mean.
From one very worried citizen, please go back to business and get the hell out of politics. Which, if everyone would do their research on, they'd realize you're not very good at that either.
