On the first day of Christmas
my college sent to me:
An 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the second day of Christmas
my college sent to me:
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the third day of Christmas
my college sent to me:
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my college sent to me:
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my college sent to me:
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my college sent to me:
6 Overpriced Meals
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my college sent to me:
7 Students a Studying
6 Overpriced Meals
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
8 Meals a Week
7 Students a Studying
6 Overpriced Meals
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
9 Years of Loans
8 Meals a Week
7 Students a Studying
6 Overpriced Meals
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
10 Weeks til Spring Break
9 Years of Loans
8 Meals a Week
7 Students a Studying
6 Overpriced Meals
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
11 Packs of Ramen
10 Weeks til Spring Break
9 Years of Loans
8 Meals a Week
7 Students a Studying
6 Overpriced Meals
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Straight Days of Crying
11 Packs of Ramen
10 Weeks til Spring Break
9 Years of Loans
8 Meals a Week
7 Students a Studying
6 Overpriced Meals
5 Hours of Sleep
4 Job Rejections
3 Failing Classes
2 Finals in one day
and an 18 thousand dollar tuition bill.