We all know the either most favorite or most annoying Christmas song ever composed. The 12 Days of Christmas. This ringy-dingy Holiday-filled counting song can instantly get stuck in your head for days at a time. Instead of the 12 days of Christmas, how about 12 Days of Studying because as we all know, with Christmas comes Finals!!
On the Third Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
10 Pounds of Stress-Food.
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me:
11 Cups of Coffee.
10 Pounds of Stress-Food.
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me:
12 Pages of Notes!
11 Cups of Coffee.
10 Pounds of Stress-Food.
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
I hope you enjoy this new and improved Student Version of the 12 Days of Christmas. And remember, don't stress out too much about exams. You will do just fine!
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