Recently there has been backlash toward pobre Hillary and her “abuela campaign” that some people allegedly claim might have been just a tad culturally insensitive. However, after mountains of research and consulting with sociologists, a list has been compiled to prove that Hillary Clinton is in fact, an abuela. The evidence is so solid, one could swap out Hillary and your sweet abuela, drape a sarape on her and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference! Don’t believe me? The list below — that does not have any sarcastic or ironic comments at all — will prove you wrong about Abuelita Hillary.
1. “Abuela” means “Grandma” in Mexican.
2. Abuelas tend to be old. Hillary is old too.
3. She reads to you before bedtime — something that only abuelas do and grandmas don’t do.
4. Hillary says some words in Spanish.
5. Hillary poses in pictures next to Latinos. Abuelas do that too.
6. She gives you a sassy look if disrespected.
Abuelas are Latin which means they’re all sassy.
7. She loves to “talk about her ‘beautiful’ and ‘perfect’ granddaughter.”
Think of all those poor white girls who have grandmas who think they’re ugly and horrible.
8. Hillary has grandchildren. So do abuelas! Wow!
9. “Respeto” is something only demanded by abuelas.
Nana would never demand respect.
10. She wants to keep giving you updates like your abuela.
Sign up “abuela updates” here!
11. She came from the same hard-working, underprivileged background just like abuela.
She also shares all the same values and had to face cultural barriers like learning to say some words in Spanish. Man, they’re so similar.
