A lot of people do dumb things and we can't do anything about it. A lot of people lie and we can't do anything about it. A lot of people back stab and we can't do anything about it. So what happens if someone does something dumb, lies or back stabs you? I'm here to help! I understand, somehow there are at least five different people I'd like to punch in the face every day. Here are 11 things to do if you want to punch someone in the face.
11. Punch them in the face!
Do it! It is healthy to express your feelings. If you hide or ignore how you feel it will not go away. They probably deserve the punch anyways. How else will they learn?
10. Put them in the "fake" friend zone.
It is time to put them in the "fake" friend zone. They will continue it. They are not your real friend. You don't want to waste energy hating and getting pissed at someone. Plus there's no drama!
9. Post yourself happy on social media. Success is the best revenge.
Focus on yourself and your success. If the person sees how happy you are, that is already revenge, they basically got punched in the face mentally.
8. Do nothing!
If you want to buy something expensive you should wait a day to see if you still want it. You should do nothing and wait a day to see if you want to punch that person because you may regret it after.
7. Go to your special spot.
Go to your special spot or somewhere that you love. For example, I love the beach! Before I hurt anyone I would go to the beach so it calms me down and reminds me of who I am.
6. Go to a dog park and play with a pug!
Look up the nearest dog park and look for a pug, if there are no pugs, go to the next closest dog park until you find a pug. Play with the pug and you will be happy, guarantee.
5. Distract yourself with hobbies, movies, porn, your choice...
Watch anything of your choice! As long as you are distracted, that's all that matters.
4. Listen to music!
Music can help you relax. Music is everything. Music is life.
3. Exercise!
You can take out your anger at the gym. At the same time you will also be reducing your risk of many diseases!
2. Talk to someone you trust.
Having a talk with someone close to you is one of the best ways to feel better. Having a connection with someone is reported better than being rich.
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