What was once a five-woman show has become a whirlwind of entertainment knows as "The Real Housewives" franchise. If you're an addict like me, then you were probably anxiously awaiting the premiere of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" this past Tuesday (and every other season). Each franchise provides its own dose of drama, but each dose is just as fulfilling. Who doesn't like to live vicariously through these characters? It seems as though with every episode, you feel more and more invested in these REAL characters.
It began with "The Real Housewives of Orange County" back in 2006. Today, there are six long-standing "Real Housewives" series with two new series on the way (not including those that only had a season or two). All of these ladies have experienced quite a few ups and downs, and they've taught me quite a few lessons along the way.
1. The Stare
"RH" taught me the perfect eye roll for when people try and throw shade at me.
2. Trust
"RH" taught me not to trust in many, but very, very, very few.
3. Stand Tall
"RH" taught me to stand strong in my opinions, no matter what others may think.
4. See Ya!
"RH" taught me to rid my life of people who do not benefit me whatsoever.
5. Let It Be
"RH" taught me to always roll with the punches, no matter the outcome.
6. No Shade
"RH" taught me to never, under any circumstances, be shady. Shade is not cool. And I'm sure Countess LuAnn would agree.
7. The Best Revenge
"RH" taught me to never let anyone get under my skin because well, they've got another thing coming for them.
8. Every Meal is the Most Important Meal of the Day
"RH" taught me that food is of extreme importance. It can make or break any event. So, you better have one decadent menu.
9. Another Glass, Please
"RH" taught me that the solution to most of your problems is usually a glass of wine. A tall one.
10. WERK
No matter what you're doing or where you're going, always remember that you BETTER WERK, HONEY!