For as long as their have been schools, there have been professors. And since 1851 (thank you, Eugenia), there have been sororities at these schools. Sorority girls and professors are signature staples of any college campus. We all grow up with a certain mindset towards our professors: we dread one-on-one meetings with them, we blame them for "giving" us bad grades, and seeing them anywhere outside of school is just weird. We also all make certain assumptions about sorority girls, because let's face it, srat culture is very real. So what would these two worlds look like if they were rolled into one? What would your college school day look like if sorority girls were your professors?
1. Your class schedule would change.
If a sorority girl was your professor, classes would not begin until 10 a.m. in the morning at the earliest, with the majority of classes happening after noon. The 8 a.m. classes would be outlawed, and Friday classes? Yeah that wouldn't be a thing either.
2. Your classroom would look like Lilly.
If a sorority girl was your professor, you would walk into the classroom everyday, look around, and see nothing but the Queen herself: Lilly Pulitzer. Everything, and I mean everything, would be covered in a signature Lilly print. From the teacher's bag to the walls of the room, Lilly Pulitzer wallpaper: no longer just for planners and desktops.
3. A new dress code would be implemented.
You know exactly what I'm talking about here, ladies. The new normal dress code for classes would be modeled after the typical sorority girl uniform: Nike shorts, an oversized tshirt, and Chacos. Remember the finishing touches: pearl earrings and a full face of makeup, and you are ready to take on the school day.
4. Starbucks would be served in-house.
If a sorority girl was your professor, a Starbucks machine would be set up along one wall and the day would not start until everyone had their regular order sitting on their desk. Oh, and it would all be free, because free Starbucks is the best Starbucks. Duh.
5. Netflix would be its own subject.
If a sorority girl was your professor, homework assignments would look less like this: "read this novel up to chapter 6," and more like this: "binge-watch this show up to season 6." Netlfix is a sorority girl's way of life and it would absolutely become a way of the classroom.
6. No homework on Mondays.
Because of "The Bachelor."
7. No homework on Thursdays, either.
Because of "Grey's Anatomy."
8. All your events would be scheduled weeks in advance.
If a sorority girl was your professor, every event, from quizzes to Greek mixers would be outlined in a planner (you bet your bottom dollar it's Lilly Pulitzer) and you would hear details about every future event for weeks in advance.
9. Extra credit assignments would be Greek life related.
If a sorority girl was your professor, extra credit would not be earned with a research paper or a lecture review. Extra points would be earned by bringing in pop tabs for the sorority philanthropy event at Alpha Delta Pi, raising money for St. Jude through Delta Delta Delta, or wearing a purple ribbon on behalf of Alpha Chi Omega. Saving the world while saving your GPA.
10. Office hours would take place at a big house.
If a sorority girl was your professor, office hours would never again be held in a dusty, drafty, dark office. Instead, office hours would happen at your professor's palace sorority house. It would be bright, cheery, and there would definitely be snacks.
11. Life would be a little better.
If a sorority girl was your professor, going to school would be a lot more fun. Duh.
