Ugh, mornings. No, seriously, you hate mornings. They're early and intrusive and require you to get out of bed at all kinds of ungodly hours. Mornings are the bane of your existence. If you had it your way, the hours between 3:00 AM and 11:00 AM just wouldn't exist. You're too often forced to become active in the morning, and it's just awful. You'd almost always rather be back in your bed, happily asleep until the afternoon. The morning is just not your friend, and you take care to stay as far away from it as possible whenever you can. Here are some things you probably deal with on a daily basis if you're a fellow morning-hater.
1. If you have plans that require you getting up early, you're filled to the brim with dread.
Oh my God, we're leaving at what time? Well, now I don't even want to go.
2. Having early classes has always been a difficulty for you.
Classes before 11:00 AM are their own special form of hellish torture.
3. Nothing annoys you more than a bright and chipper morning person.
Who could possibly be functioning and happy this early? Ugh, no. Please go away and let me loathe mornings in peace.
4. Anytime before 10:30 AM is too early.
Waking up at 7:00 AM for morning-haters is the equivalent of waking up at 3:00 AM for normal people. Just because the sky is awake doesn't mean that I'm awake, bro.
5. The sun streaming through your window is not beautiful. It's evil.
Great, now I'm awake and I'm blind. Get that sunlight crap away from me and let me return to my beloved darkness of sleep.
6. If you do end up having to rise early, you spend a good portion of being awake planning your nap later on.
If I can't sleep in now, I sure as hell am gonna do it later today.
7. You relish in the joy that is not having to set an alarm.
Now I can avoid the morning in its entirety by sleeping right through it!
8. Places that do all-day breakfasts are great because there's no way you were getting up to get it at a regular time.
Pancakes at 9:00 AM? Hell no. Pancakes at 6:00 PM? Hell yes.
9. You can't even remember the last time you watched a "morning" show because, well...mornings.
Sorry, Good Morning America.
10. Early shift at work? Ughhh.
Must...stay...awazzzzzzzzz...
11. You know that mornings are part of being an adult, but you'd just rather not.
Why be a functioning member of society in the morning when I could be asleep in the morning?
