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11 Things I'd Rather Do Than Peel An Orange

Orange you glad to read this a-peeling post?

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Hello, I see that you've come across my blog again! Well, this one isn't much better than my last one about junk food, so if you like some ridiculousness, sit back and give this one a read. If not, well...give it a chance, it might grow on you!

You know what else grows? Oranges! On trees (I would assume). But I've got some bad news for you, I don't really like oranges all that much. It's not that they taste bad, it's just that I hate peeling them. The smell stays on your hands for hours and they're messy. I can't be bothered. SO, here are a few things that I would rather do than peel an orange!

1. Listen to Nyan Cat play repeatedly for 24 hours.

Sooner or later it becomes a sweet tune that drowns out your sorrows.

2. Go to a Nickelback concert.

No shame in the game, Nickelback! You've got some pretty sick music, it's just not my style. Unfortunately, neither is peeling an orange. You guys win on things I'd rather be giving my attention to.

3. Drink the hottest hot sauce known to man.

When I say drink, I mean full out CHUG. BRING IT ON!!!

4. Swim with sharks.

"Fish are friends, not food!" But nobody ever talked about humans. So essentially I'm saying I'd rather become food than peel food.

5. Run 7 miles barefoot on broken glass.

Well....um...yeah.

6. Play Farmville.


7. Eat an entire jar of mayonnaise.

This guy's a champ.

8. Eat food off of a public bathroom floor.

Please don't hold me to this.

9. Give myself paper cuts in between my fingers.

You're welcome.

10. Hot glue my hands together.


11. Unleash 237 spiders in my apartment.

This gif is my least favorite thing to watch, but I added it just for you guys.


Well, you guys haven't complained about these absolutely unnecessary blog posts yet, so I guess that means you don't completely hate them...? (I needed to make myself laugh, this week has been rough okay?!) Let me know if there's anything you'd rather do than peel an orange!

Have an awesome week!

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