The only thing that puts me to bed at night is knowing that I will be able to wake up the next morning and have a fresh cup of coffee. My love for coffee is a wonderful and horrible thing altogether. I blame my sister. She's the one that got me into it, and now I can't go one day without it.
1. It’s the first thing you think of when you wake up
You cannot start the day without at least one cup of coffee, if not more. The only thing that is getting you out of bed for that 8 a.m. is the fact that you can drink a nice, hot cup of coffee.
2. You’re not yourself without your coffee
You know how that Snickers commercial goes, “you’re not yourself when you’re hungry?” That’s basically how you feel every day if you have not had your daily cup of coffee, and it’s in everyone’s best interest to leave you alone until you have.
3. You need at least three cups a day to stay sane
The first cup gets you out of bed, the second cup is there for pure enjoyment, and the third cup helps you get through the day.
4. Decaf coffee is not a thing
When someone asks if you want decaf coffee, you ask them to repeat the question becuse you are not sure if you heard them correctly. Turns out you did, and you just wonder what kind of animal would drink decaf coffee.
5. The smell of coffee instantly makes you happier
Everyone has those little things that make them happy throughout the day. For you, just the smell of coffee can turn a bad day into a pretty great day.
6. People say you have an addiction
People say it is an addiction; I say, you rather see me on five cups of coffee than no cups of coffee.
7. You lose track of how many cups you have had
It's hard to keep track of everything, especially when you are constantly doing something throughout the day. Not remembering how many cups of coffee you have had is the least of your worries, and it's probably better that you don't rememeber.
8. Black coffee is the best coffee
No one will ever understand why black coffee is the best way to take coffee, unless they are just as, if not more, addicted to coffee than you are.
9. Coffee is always on your mind
Whether you like to admit it or not, you are thinking about coffee at least 90% of the day. On the really bad days, coffee is all you can think about.
10. It is a very sad day when your coffee spills
When you realize that you won't be able to have your daily 64 oz of because someone decided to run into you and drop the whole cup out of your hands. That it was true loss looks like.
11. You experience coffee withdrawals
It has only been an hour since you had your last cup of coffee and you start to get agitated about everything. You hate to admit it, but this hot, tasty beverage is controlling your life.
No one will ever understand the deep love you have for coffee, but that's okay! I am with you on this one. Coffee is a great thing! Next time someone says you're addicted or crazy for drinking it black, just remember they have never seen you not on at least three cups.
