You never know what you want to eat—don’t ask me which restaurant or what I actually want at the restaurant either because odds are, I’m not sure of that either. I don't care what I eat, I just want to eat, okay?
1. Picking out an outfit is your worst nightmare.
This one applies to many people; however, it takes you forever and a few moments later, you have a pile of outfits thrown across your bed again. P.S. You always ask for everyone’s opinions on that outfit as well.
2. You never know what homework to start on first.
Should I do it by what’s due the soonest? How about what class I like the most? No…uh, oh maybe I’ll do the longest-time-taking assignment and be productive! On second thought…maybe short assignments first.
3. “I don’t know” is in one of your top 5 lines you say.
4. You have to ask your group chats for every decision you make—and they’re getting annoyed with it.
It’s okay though because they always have the answer! It’s a relief throwing your question in the group chat because at least one person will usually respond (probably).
5. You absolutely hate when people ask you your favorite—anything.
”What’s your favorite food? Uh, I have to pick one?!” Hardest. Question. Ever.
6. Your family and friends are a little concerned because they’re scared your future is a whole “I don’t know.”
Don’t worry mom, I have a little bit of a clue! I think....
7. If you do make a decision by yourself, it takes you forever.
It’s a little ridiculous that you finally reached one, but congratulations, you did it, it is set in stone now. There’s no going back.
8. Then you start to regret a decision YOU make.
Because face it, you have nobody to blame but yourself on this one. Damn.
9. When people ask you to just make a goddamn decision for once you’re overwhelmed with anxiety.
But you don’t understand…I literally DON’T KNOW if I want another slice of pizza (however, the answer is usually yes if it comes to pizza)
10. People think you’re just being polite by saying “no, you pick!” but really it’s due to your lack of decision-making skills.
I mean, I am polite, but I really just said this because I can’t decide so I want you to decide for me.
11. When someone finally gets to know you and stops asking questions you can’t answer very often, there is a sign of relief (and friendship) that’s how you really know me fam.
Go ahead and pick from my options I give you every single time I ask you what flavor ice cream I should get (people that will know me, will know that you can never go wrong with chocolate).
