The hardest part about college is physically getting out of bed and going to class. I don't know about you but it's not the most enjoyable thing in the world and definitely not the most glamorous. Of course when I'm walking to class or sitting in a lecture hall I have a million different things going through my mind but recently I've thought about some things within my college experience that could potentially be relatable to ALL college kids, not just me.
Let me start with my thoughts.
Thought #1
At some point we have all probably said to ourselves: "THAT WAS DUE TODAY?! SAY SWEAR RIGHT NOW."
Let’s be real. We have all procrastinated on some assignments, if not some then most definitely all of them. It’s basically inevitable.. like of course we all want to pass but there are so many more things we crave to do in college other than 5 point assignments.
Thought #2
"HOLY MOTHER @!*%"
We say this for multiple reasons. Maybe our rent is past due and we are struggling trying to figure out how to pay it. Maybe we are so stressed that we could literally throw up or possibly we forgot in the moment of walking to class that we left the candle in the living room lit.. IDK.
Thought #3
3. "I'M STARVING"
There are so many more things I would rather be doing right now like eating three grilled cheeses or a 20 piece chicken nugget. I feel like I have not eaten in at least 5 hours which is 100% problematic to my attitude. Hangry me is not a nice me.
Thought #4
"I REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE GYM, LIKE YESTERDAY"
You know…. I have two gym memberships. TECHNICALLY, I have three if ya wanna count the school gym because it’s free but... who needs it anyways..I legit have zero energy.
Thought #5
"IS MY ALARM REALLY STILL GOING OFF"
I know for a fact I have at least 7 alarms set for my naps this afternoon and 29 for work tomorrow.. might wanna turn those off.
Thought #6
"HOW AM I GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT IF I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE AT 1159 PM?"
LOL.... Is it socially acceptable to write this paper at the club? That’s all I can ask here.
Thought #7
"I AM FULLY AWARE I LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN NUGGET TODAY"
I saw myself before I left my house and am fully aware that I look like a crisp unappetizing chicken tender today.. but you really don’t have to look at me. This is just an off day dude.
Thought #8
"WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PARK?!"
You really mean to tell me there are 5 parking garages with at least x, y, and z amount of spaces AND NOT A SINGLE PLACE FOR ME TO PARK. Why are people who LIVE ON CAMPUS DRIVING TO CAMPUS FOR CLASS. BYE.
Thought #9
"WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON ON CAMPUS WITHOUT A LONGBOARD?"
I am convinced that at least 70% of all college kids have a longboard. If I had one too, guarantee I wouldn't ever be late to class.
Thought #10
"DUDE. WHERE IS MY REFUND CHECK?!"
We have been in class at least 3 weeks now. Where is my refund check? I have bills to pay, places to go and food to munch on.
*I have three dollars spongebob meme*
Thought #11
"THAT'S IT. I'M NOT GOING" (to anything)
*vital the Grinch meme is inserted here
