Let's face it - after a long, tiring day, all anyone wants to do is lay in bed. Leaving your bed is never easy, because even if you get 12 hours of sleep, it typically never seems like enough. Also, it’s a warm and comfortable place and one where you can truly be yourself, and not to mention, it's much better than people.
1. Your bed is so much more snuggly than people.
People are boney and full of weird angles. A bed has no boney limbs or cold feet to ruin your life.
2. Your bed never judges you.
So what if you want to watch 10 episodes of Netflix? Your bed is along for the ride, and why stop there? Why not just finish a whole season? Your bed won't judge.
3. People are always asking you to go out.
Bed never asks you to do anything, except maybe stay in bed, which, you are more than happy to do.
4. You never have to get all dressed up or put on an ounce of makeup to hang out with bed.
Bed never requires that you shower or wear a bra, unlike society.
5. Bed just seems to share all your hobbies! (Sleeping)
6. You look forward to going back to bed all day.
You don’t really look forward to interacting with anyone else... ever.
7. Why sit at a desk when you can sit in a bed?
8. You want to marry your bed.
You don’t feel that way about most people.
9. Your bed will never be mad if you spend a night in another bed.
(although no other bed will ever measure up to your one and only)
10. Your bed never thinks you're lazy.
Or that you shouldn't sleep until three p.m., or eat a whole bag of chips in bed until you fall back asleep.
