After the release of Justin Bieber’s “Purpose” album, those who used to curse the young pop artist’s name were instantly charmed by his lyrics, while his non-wavering Beliebers took their passion to a whole new level. As someone who has always been fairly ambivalent toward Justin Bieber and his music, I can say, without bias, he is most definitely still a douchebag. I’ve come to this decision not by listening to people slander the good Bieber name nor reading trashy tabloids, but simply by scrolling through his personal Instagram page. Observe these carefully selected photos, my fellow Facebook friends, and know the truth.
1. He dresses exactly like Kanye West (otherwise known as the rapper who was called an asshole by the actual president).
Maybe knee length T-shirts worn over skinny jeans isn’t a tell-tale sign of douchism, but it sure does look ridiculous.
2. He poses in front of his Ferrari like a My Chemical Romance fanboy.
3. Justin reposted this fan art, simply saying, "Kinda cool."
Note that he looks almost as angsty here as he does in his Ferrari picture.
4. "Where should I go?" is the caption of this picture.
Where should I go? What a tough decision! It must be nice deciding where to fly your private jet rather than deciding whether or not you should pay $30 for a campus parking pass.
5. Has anyone else noticed how much Justin's hair looks like Donald Trump's?
Birds of a feather...
6. He posted a picture of his own quote, with a few inspiring sentences about how it feels when you aren’t where you want to be in life.
I mean, IDK, but since Justin and I are the same age, I think I can say I would be pretty comfortable with making a cushy $80 million a year.
7. THIS BERET
8. This selfie he posted, which looks way too much like Johnny Bravo
9. This oh-so-natural candid shot of Justin "writing music" on the beach, as he informs us in his caption
"Best environment to write music other than after a heartbreak." Spare us, Justin.
10. Sia, is that you?
11. Um, he actually got the word, "Purpose," tattooed above his belly button
Just in case he forgets the name of his album.
So, don’t be fooled by Justin’s new album. His lyrics might make him sound like he has matured and deflated his ego, but hop on his Instagram, and take a scroll for your dose of America's favorite f***boy.
