We all know right from wrong, some of us a bit more than others. What is important is that we vote for the RIGHT party. Remember, don't be an ass, vote republican! Here is a list of 100 things I would rather do than vote democrat...enjoy!
1. Be buried alive
2. Get a sharp stick to the eye
3. Go to jail
4. Get bit by an alligator
5. Be mauled by a bear
6. Have to survive the zombie apocalypse
7. Unclog a shower drain full of old hair and Lord knows what else
8. Have an ingrown toenail
9. Burn my mouth on hot coffee
10. Walk on hot coals
11. Change a dirty diaper
12. Accidently drink sour milk
13. Have head lice
14. Get a paper cut
15. Assemble IKEA furniture
16. Unclog a toilet
17. Get a flat tire
18. Get a speeding ticket
19. Come home and someone else ate your food you were saving
20. Get 100 mosquito bites
21. Swim with deadly sharks
22. Fall off a bike and scrape your knees
23. Get a razor scooter to the ankle
24. Go back to dial up internet
25. Have a flip phone
26. Never drink wine again
27. Never watch Netflix again
28. Lock my keys in my car
29. Shave my head
30. Use super glue as eye drops
31. Eat a raw onion
32. Get a leg cramp
33. Have only 8am classes
34. Have someone steal my identity
35. Never eat pizza again
36. Be allergic to dogs
37. Never drink beer again
38. Have to listen to Hunter Hayes "Wanted" for the rest of my life
39. Die single
40. Learn how to twerk from Miley Cyrus
41. Only being able to dress like Miley Cyrus
42. Be married to Kanye West
43. Name my child North West
44. Become a vegetarian
45. Live beside a long term nighttime construction job
46. Have Chris Brown as a boyfriend
47. Have Lil Wayne's voice
48. Have a conversation with Rosie O'Donnell
49. Stub my toe
50. Put on a new screen protector and realize there is lint stuck under it
51. Laying down to go to bed and leaving the light on
52. Get woken up from a nap
53. Having endless hangnails
54. Eating pizza rolls before they cool and burning your mouth
55. Get a root canal
56. Getting 1,000 game requests on facebook a day
57. Never eating bread again
58. Getting stuck in traffic everyday
59. Only being able to watch reality television shows
60. Only being able to use target bathrooms
61. Only getting one word answers "K" "Cool" "Good"
62. Putting the toilet paper roll under instead of over
63. Taking every standardized test over again
64. Pencil tip breaking every time you try to write something
65. Going to Wal Mart when there is only one register open
66. Never using emojis again
67. Never listen to country music again
68. Shave my legs with a weed wacker
69. Be on a plane with a terrorist
70. Only get spam mail
71. Lose the remote
72. Only washing your car on days it rains
73. Drinking gasoline
74. Step in dog poop with bare feet
75. Someone sneezing on you
76. Getting the flu
77. Computer crashing without saving your paper you spent hours on
78. Getting food poisoning
79. Stepping on a lego
80. Making a sandwich with only the ends of the bread
81. Phone being stuck on speaker
82. Only eating the yellow and orange starbursts
83. Have a Britney Spears 2007 level meltdown
84. Food getting stuck in the vending machine
85. Car getting stuck in reverse
86. Become an Uber driver as a career
87. Delete my Pandora account
88. Become a math major
89. Have Bill Cosby as my children's preschool teacher
90. Walk around all day with my clothes inside out
91. Read 50 Shades of Grey to my grandmother
92. Never wear makeup again
93. Invest in Blockbuster stock
94. Send my social security number to the people who I won a free cruise from on a facebook ad
95. Eat celery without peanut butter
96. Spend time with my exes mom
97. Take advice from a drug addict
98. Drink bleach
99. Never eat sushi again
100. Go to the beach and forget my bathing suit
