100 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote Democrat
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100 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote Democrat

Remember don't be an ass, vote republican!

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100 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote Democrat

We all know right from wrong, some of us a bit more than others. What is important is that we vote for the RIGHT party. Remember, don't be an ass, vote republican! Here is a list of 100 things I would rather do than vote democrat...enjoy!

1. Be buried alive

2. Get a sharp stick to the eye

3. Go to jail

4. Get bit by an alligator

5. Be mauled by a bear

6. Have to survive the zombie apocalypse

7. Unclog a shower drain full of old hair and Lord knows what else

8. Have an ingrown toenail

9. Burn my mouth on hot coffee

10. Walk on hot coals

11. Change a dirty diaper

12. Accidently drink sour milk

13. Have head lice

14. Get a paper cut

15. Assemble IKEA furniture

16. Unclog a toilet

17. Get a flat tire

18. Get a speeding ticket

19. Come home and someone else ate your food you were saving

20. Get 100 mosquito bites

21. Swim with deadly sharks

22. Fall off a bike and scrape your knees

23. Get a razor scooter to the ankle

24. Go back to dial up internet

25. Have a flip phone

26. Never drink wine again

27. Never watch Netflix again

28. Lock my keys in my car

29. Shave my head

30. Use super glue as eye drops

31. Eat a raw onion

32. Get a leg cramp

33. Have only 8am classes

34. Have someone steal my identity

35. Never eat pizza again

36. Be allergic to dogs

37. Never drink beer again

38. Have to listen to Hunter Hayes "Wanted" for the rest of my life

39. Die single

40. Learn how to twerk from Miley Cyrus

41. Only being able to dress like Miley Cyrus

42. Be married to Kanye West

43. Name my child North West

44. Become a vegetarian

45. Live beside a long term nighttime construction job

46. Have Chris Brown as a boyfriend

47. Have Lil Wayne's voice

48. Have a conversation with Rosie O'Donnell

49. Stub my toe

50. Put on a new screen protector and realize there is lint stuck under it

51. Laying down to go to bed and leaving the light on

52. Get woken up from a nap

53. Having endless hangnails

54. Eating pizza rolls before they cool and burning your mouth

55. Get a root canal

56. Getting 1,000 game requests on facebook a day

57. Never eating bread again

58. Getting stuck in traffic everyday

59. Only being able to watch reality television shows

60. Only being able to use target bathrooms

61. Only getting one word answers "K" "Cool" "Good"

62. Putting the toilet paper roll under instead of over

63. Taking every standardized test over again

64. Pencil tip breaking every time you try to write something

65. Going to Wal Mart when there is only one register open

66. Never using emojis again

67. Never listen to country music again

68. Shave my legs with a weed wacker

69. Be on a plane with a terrorist

70. Only get spam mail

71. Lose the remote

72. Only washing your car on days it rains

73. Drinking gasoline

74. Step in dog poop with bare feet

75. Someone sneezing on you

76. Getting the flu

77. Computer crashing without saving your paper you spent hours on

78. Getting food poisoning

79. Stepping on a lego

80. Making a sandwich with only the ends of the bread

81. Phone being stuck on speaker

82. Only eating the yellow and orange starbursts

83. Have a Britney Spears 2007 level meltdown

84. Food getting stuck in the vending machine

85. Car getting stuck in reverse

86. Become an Uber driver as a career

87. Delete my Pandora account

88. Become a math major

89. Have Bill Cosby as my children's preschool teacher

90. Walk around all day with my clothes inside out

91. Read 50 Shades of Grey to my grandmother

92. Never wear makeup again

93. Invest in Blockbuster stock

94. Send my social security number to the people who I won a free cruise from on a facebook ad

95. Eat celery without peanut butter

96. Spend time with my exes mom

97. Take advice from a drug addict

98. Drink bleach

99. Never eat sushi again

100. Go to the beach and forget my bathing suit

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