Who Is Jeff Sessions? The Man With Many Faces
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Who Is Jeff Sessions? The Man With Many Faces

Not really though. He's a pretty straightforward racist.

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Who Is Jeff Sessions? The Man With Many Faces
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These are just 10 weird pics of Jeff Sessions.

The Just Enforcer.

"Good people don't smoke marijuana... Marijuana is not the kind of thing that should be legalized. That is, in fact, a very real danger." -Jeff Sessions

The GOP Strut.

"Carbon pollution is CO2, and that’s really not a pollutant; that’s a plant food, and it doesn’t harm anybody except that it might include temperature increases." -Jeff Sessions

The Political Mansplain.

"Those Access Hollywood tapes, I don't characterize that as sexual assault. I think that's a stretch." -Jeff Sessions

The Big Daddy DEA.

"I'm a big fan of the DEA." -Jeff Sessions

The Rock, Paper, Scissors, Racism.

"['Be careful what you say to white folks, boy] is not something I have ever said to a black. I am not the Jeff Sessions my opponents have made me out to be." -Jeff Sessions


The "I Meant No Harm By It."

"I may have said something about the NAACP being un-American or Communist, but I meant no harm by it." -Jeff Sessions


The Protector of White Privilege.

"There's no reason to force civil rights down the throats of people." -Jeff Sessions

The Casual Hitler

"Is that lawyer a race traitor? Well, maybe he is." -Jeff Sessions

The Well, Actually.

"In many areas, blacks dominate the political area. Civil rights groups are asking for things beyond what they are justified in, and it hurts their position, you know." -Jeff Sessions

The Big Papa Perjury/Russian Twist.

"Now, I may have said I did not meet with the Russian ambassador, and what I meant was I don't recall." -Jeff Sessions

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