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10 Ways To Know You're Certifiably Obsessed With Dogs

At this point, it's more like a lifestyle.

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10 Ways To Know You're Certifiably Obsessed With Dogs

Sure, tons of people like their family pet. Whether it be a hamster, cat, or chirping little bird, pets have become parts of families all over. But one stands above the rest- man's best friend. If you skip outings with your friends for your pet's birthdays, you're reading the right article. Here's to the puppy lovers all over, and our furry friends.

1. Your snapchat stories are 300 straight seconds of dogs.

Your dogs, other peoples' dogs, a dog you see crossing the street. Not to mention your camera roll; it's like an endless parade of puppy selfies.


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2. Every time you see a dog up for adoption you decide you need it.

"I get we already have three dogs, but the more the merrier right?"

3. At a party you immediately walk in and greet the dog.

“Oh, hi, it’s so nice to see y- OH MY GOD WHEN DID YOU GET A DOG?”

4. A perfect date for you is a pet store.

Seriously. Save yourself some money. I don’t need Olive Garden breadsticks. I need to catch the open play time at Petco.

5. You talk to dogs in that baby voice.

You know the one. Do not deny it.

6. If you have a dog, you’ve probably cooked it a better meal than you ate that night at least once.

Like rice and beef or some other doggy delicacy, while you ate a $2 package of Ramen. Totally worth it.

7. Screaming “DOG” has become so normal for you that people expect it.

You’ve yelled it in the car. You’ve yelled it from across a street. And when you get to PET the dog? Day-changing.

8. You get really upset when they’re not totally centered on you.

“What do you mean you don’t want to lay on my bed? We’ll see about that.” *Gets up and closes door*


9. The rivalry between you and cat people is real.

Sorry, Mr. Whiskers. You’re really cute with your super sharp claws and hair balls but you’re no pup. Call me when you can catch a frisbee or protect the house.


10. They’re like family.

If you’ve ever had a dog, you know you love them like a family member. They’re the best listeners and all they ever do is try to make you happy. What more could you want?


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