Chad from this season of "The Bachelorette" may not have won Jojo's heart, Evan's heart or America's heart for that matter, but his words off the air on his personal social media just can not be ignored. His sarcastic personality may have come across as incredibly rude on the show, but his snarky humor makes for hilarious tweets. Enjoy a few of my personal favorites and follow @1ChadJohnson on twitter for some more random, goofy, and honest tweets that I think we all deserve to read.
This tweet seems relatable if you ask me. When it comes to ice cream, I have to agree with Chad. He may be slightly more aggressive than most, but he gets the point across. I'm just not sure how well that sweet eating would mesh with your extremely fit lifestyle, Chad.
Chad sure did adore his protein powder. Yes, he did seem to enjoy spending time with Jojo (at times), but nothing compared to his love for protein, whether it came to his protein shakes or the many deli meats he seemed to enjoy at every cocktail party. Bulking up was clearly Chad's first love, and "those dudes" will just never understand.
Yes, Chad, our biggest concern when you threatened to chop up fellow contestants was the time and effort you would have had to put into the task. Chad stated throughout the show that he felt targeted by the other guys, but seems like he tended to turn the target on all of them. But still, despite the ominous sense of this tweet, you can't help but laugh at Chad's audacity.
Chad fears no one, not even a hired security guard that was provided at the mansion the contestants were staying at. Why Chad connects this man with antacids beats me, but I do appreciate how he did not want to exclude any other heartburn medications other than Tums. Thank you for being free of over-the-counter medicine prejudices, Chad. This clearly shows that he is not all that bad of a guy.
Chad proved to us that he was different than other men on the show by being honest and transparent to Jojo and the other guys. Once again, Chad projects his frankness to the public. Although he is very athletic, sports do not concern Chad's well-being. How dare someone ask about his preference between two sports teams?
The "Bachelorette" contestant has no fear in showing his self-love. Many of his tweets express his self-confidence, but this particular comment seems to hone in on Chad's mindset and positive thoughts of himself. But to be honest, I think he is sharing an important message here. Although it may be extreme, let's all try to love ourselves a little bit more like Chad does. Way to go, Chadster.
Chad's confidence strikes again, but this time in the form of marketing. His ticker symbol seems appropriate, and it clearly fits in with the context of the rest of the tweet. The "Bachelorette" contestant seems to be using his demeanor presented in the show to his advantage economically. I do have a feeling that if the stock market crashes, Chad Johnson will never fall.
You can't tell me you've never had this life issue! Nothing compliments a nice, warm bath in the afternoon like a good old bowl of oatmeal. Let's be real, you can't run even a single errand without a nice dose of fiber. This tweet is more than just weird, it's a life lesson. The entire world of Twitter needed to know this dilemma.
First, Chad for Jojo's husband, and now Chad for Vice President of the United States? Nothing can stop this man! Trump and Chad not only sounds catchy, but just makes sense. Both men have a strong love for their ideals and cemented opinions. I could not see a better running mate for Mr. Trump. Trump-Chad 2016. Make everything great again, honestly.My personal favorite: Chad takes on songwriting. Christmas-edition Chad is no less scary than you would have thought. His personalized Christmas carol features a threat and protein. If that doesn't scream Chad Johnson, then what does? Between Chad's threats, ego, and strangeness, I think we can all agree that he has made a stand in "The Bachelor/Bachelorette" Hall of Fame. His tweets are unforgettable and downright true to who he portrayed himself as on the show. And with that, I bid a Merry "Chadsmas" to all, and to all a goodnight.