There will always be those naturally athletic girls who dominate in all things sporty and those of us who are not quite as skilled. When it comes to sorority intramurals, we enter a whole different ball park (pun intended). I've come up with a few of the types you may encounter in your time as a sorority girl.
1. The IM Chair
You're tired of
reading emailed excuses for girls missing practice because they are "meeting
with their Orgo study groups," as if this is a thing. You also
try your best to not roll your eyes when one of your sisters scores on the wrong
goal. Twice.
2. The Benchwarmer
You've signed
up for every sport thus far in your career as a sorority girl but, let's face it, you're clumsy. No matter
how hard you try, you're still the worst one out there. Be patient, your five
minutes of fame will come eventually. Okay, maybe two minutes.
3. The Flirt
Let's be honest; you're only there because the coaches are cute fraternity guys. You
may or may not have the worlds biggest crush on one of them in particular and you were the first to sign up when you heard he would be at every practice and game. Which sport is this again? 
4. The New Girl
You're eager to
get involved and get to know people but
you're a little on the shy side. This can become a problem when girls
want to call for the ball but can't remember your name. Ooh, awkward.
5. The Monogrammer
You are the
definition of a sorority girl. You've
documented each soccer practice and game carefully into your monogrammed Lilly
planner. You can be seen on the field sporting pink socks and maybe even
a matching pink bow if you're feeling extra "srat." You're
thankful for every penalty call and water break because it gives you an excuse
to fix your hair. Look good, play good. Right?
6. The Hulk
You're sweet as sugar
around the sorority
house but no one is prepared for the tornado of fury you bring out to the
field. It does not phase you that your sisters have to remind you every
five minutes that it is flag football, not tackle.
7. Superwoman
You do everything. You're on council,
you're the philanthropy chair of another organization, you lead bible study, you're a Morale Captain and the list goes on. How
you even have an hour or two out of your week to show up to play soccer
is beyond your sisters' comprehension. Not to mention you scored twice last game. Is there anything you can't do?
8. The Cheerleader
You're not
actually playing but you don't fail to show up to every IM game to cheer on
your sisters. You even sometimes bake cookies for after the game. Your sisters appreciate you even when you accidentally cheer when the other team scores. Oops.
9. The Player With #NoFilter
You're not
afraid to speak up when the referee makes a bad call or when your best friend
drops the ball for the fifth time this game. Sure, you might will offend
some people in the process, but your less confrontational sisters will often be
grateful for you, whether they want to admit it or not.
10. The All Star
You're the girl
every athletically challenged sister wants to be. You have the top scoring average,
batting average... you name it. Intramurals is where you shine and you know
it. You go girl.
