There are so many fish in the sea, and college is your ocean. A multitude of personalities await you throughout your four years of school, or maybe just in one Friday night.
1. The dad.
He’s always there for the pre-party but the second things get out of hand he seems to slip away. He spends most of his nights sober and taking care of the friends who may have gotten a little out of control. If he does go out, you’re more than thankful you have him to save you from over-friendly guys. He’s your over protective boyfriend for the creepy boys and your bff for the right ones.
2. The wanna-be frat boy.
“SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY!” He looks the part, acts the part, he’s the king of drinking games, and everybody loves him. Although he can be pretty crazy at times, it’s always a good time when he is at the frat...even though it's not actually his house.
3. The average f**kboy.
He’s most likely to be found at the lacrosse field, on the ice, or anywhere there will be girls. He’ll pretend to be intrigued by everything you have to say, while simultaneously trying to impress you with whatever amount of goals he supposedly scored that day. Then, if for whatever reason you’re not totally willing to jump into bed with him in the ten minutes he's been talking to you, he will lose interest. Don’t feel bad, he’s had is eye on five other girls.
4. The big brother.
Much like the dad, the big brother is always looking out for you. Though he’s not the most sober at times and his intentions may be iffy, he’s always a shoulder to lean on when you’re stumbling around in those six inch heels on a Saturday night.
5. The one that is always drunk.
You have never seen him sober, in fact you are not even sure that he could spell sobriety if his life depended on it.
6. The stoner.
He’s probably high, he’s always high. There has never been a man-made object or natural flying creature that has been able reach the incredible heights which this individual is currently at.
7. The creepy one.
He will not leave you alone. At first you played it nice, you talked, danced a little, then politely refused the drink he offered you about three times. He doesn’t seem to get the hint and it’s getting weird. Wherever you go he seems to follow, lurking in the corners of the room and watching you from afar. DAD WHERE ARE YOU!?
8. The one that was a loser in high school.
You know him, in fact everybody knows him. The one who tries way too hard at getting any girl that might look his way, but is subject to failure. His persona of being “Mr. Steal Your Girl” would make even Trey Songz himself cringe. He prides himself in being “just one of the boys,” but he’s not that big of a deal (if you know what I mean).
9. The one with a girlfriend.
He’s cute, he’s nice, and he's taken. You have enjoyed talking to him for the past thirty minutes. In fact, you have spent the past ten minutes planning the wedding and imagining how cute your kids would be. Everything is going great..until he starts his sentence with “My girlfriend and I…” and then it’s all over. You’re whole imaginary future has come crumbling down in a matter of words.
10. The one that doesn’t even go here.
He doesn’t go here but he may as well. You’ve seen him every weekend since the semester started and he is friends with everyone you know.
