1. The Constant Talker
You’re not the only person in the universe (sorry to burst your bubble), so please respect that other people really CARE about their grade and did not come to class to listen to discuss your entire private life or where you and your boyfriend will be in 2 years.
2. The Know-It-All
Every class has that one person that raises their hand before the teacher even finishes his or her sentence. I salute you for volunteering as tribute for that awkward question that no one else wants.
3. The Touchy-Feelly Couple
Can you say too much PDA? There’s always that one couple that NEVER lets go of each other during class. I think that you can find a reasonably priced hotel room on tripvago. Happy searching and may the odds be ever in your favor.
4. That Person That Wears Too Much Perfume/ Cologne
If I can smell you from across the room, it's too much. Congratulations to the "stranger" that managed to choke me to death with your amazing scent? Now could you escort me to the nearest hospital?
5. The Teacher's Pet
Okay, I admit it's pretty cool to be the teacher's pet, considering how I was my french professor's teacher pet and practically got away with anything, specifically eating an entire three-course meal in class. To all those teachers' pets, I salute you.
6. The Sleeper
Yeah, your snoring is distracting me from this insanely boring lecture. I think I'll be "annoying" and partake in this thing called sleeping. A little FYI: you can usually find the sleeper in the back of the class.
7. That Person That’s ALWAYS Late
*30 minutes into class and the doors swing open and in comes a fleet of tardy birds* Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Seriously, though, be on time so your fellow classmates and yourself can avoid that awkward student-teacher stare down.
8. The Person That Sings Aloud
Okay, I admit, I'm that person that sings aloud whenever "Closer" by the Chainsmokers comes on (sorry, not sorry). I embrace my awkwardness and not afraid to express it during lectures.
9. The Slacker
When it comes to group projects, we all have that one person that desperately loves to come up with excuses to get out of doing their share of the project, leaving you to do the bulk of the worth. Even if you give them the smallest task (citing a source), they still manage to come up with a grand scheme.
10. The Walking Illness
There's always that one girl or guy in your class that is always sick. You can find them with a box of tissue on their desk, occasionally watching those cheesy TV shows on Netflix, and rocking some seriously awesome sweatpants.
