1. The One with the Lottery
There are a number of funny scenes in this episode that could make any person laugh on their worst day. First we have Emma’s first word. Rachel is on the phone with Emma and proceeds to exclaim, “I was just saying goodbye to Emma and she said her first word!! Gleeba!”
Then Ross calls Rachel “Mommy” out of habit from being around Emma and everyone is a little confused. Ross continues on to say:
“Although if we’re gonna do that, we should probably call me ‘Daddy’ too.”
Phoebe: “Ooooh, I like that Daddy.”
Ross: “I-I was just talking about Rachel..”
Phoebe: “Ooooh, is Daddy getting angry? Is Daddy gonna spank me?
We all got a little uncomfortable, even watching this on a TV screen, but it is no doubt hilarious.
Also there's the scene where Phoebe drops the bowl full of lottery tickets. Once they get inside from trying to grab every lottery ticket they can, they all come back to the apartment and see that there is a voice message.
“Hello. This-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize. I sh-shouldn’t have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady’s hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
I don’t know about you, but I replayed that part at least five times.
2. When Ross can’t get out of his leather pants
Ross is sweating and can’t get his pants back on after going to the bathroom. He calls Joey in a panic, and Joey tries to help him by telling him to use lotion and some baby powder to slide them back on.
3. Lift and Slide
“We’re gonna lift the car. And slide it out. Ready? LIFT. AND SLIIIIIDE.”
4. Chandler’s Whipped Sound
Chandler: “Oh she’s got you running errands, you know, picking up wedding dresses… Wah-pah!”
Ross: “What’s wah-pah?”
Chandler: “You know, whipped. Wah-pah!”
Joey: “That’s not whipped. Whipped is wh-tcssh!”
Chandler: “That’s what I did. Wah-pah!”
Joey: “You can’t do anything!”
5. When Ross and Rachel sing Baby Got Back to Emma
And then everyone walks in on them.
6. When Joey gets the turkey stuck on his head.
7. When they run out of Santa costumes, so Ross gets an armadillo costume instead.
Ross: “Merry Christmas. Oh, and Happy Hanukkah!”
Ben: “Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I’m part Jewish!”
Ross: “Huh? You are? Me too!”
Monica: “Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?”
8. When Monica and Ross tell on each other at Thanksgiving
9. The One Where Ross is Fine
Hands down my favorite episode of "Friends."
10. The One with Ross's Tan
Ross: "I barely got to three Mississippi."
Tanning place worker: "Mississippi? I said count to five."
Ross: "Mississippi-less-ly?"
