We ALL get angry when we drive. No one is perfect, and I am a million percent sure that everyone has cursed angrily while driving at least once. But that's not all we do when idiot drivers on the road threaten our lives or piss us off. Us angry drivers have a wide range of comments.
1. “HOW THE F*** DID YOU EVEN GET YOUR LICENSE?!"
Sometimes you have to wonder if the driving instructor for some people was high or something when they allowed a license to be given to the majority of the driving population.
2. “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HIT MY CAR…”
My car is my baby, okay? So if someone is recklessly driving near my car I get pissed and paranoid. DON’T HIT MY CAR I SWEAR TO GOD.
3. “YOU ARE SO LUCKY I’M LATE FOR WORK!”
If I wasn’t running late for work every time someone pissed me off on the road I am petty enough to follow the annoying driver and be just as annoying as they were to me in return.
4. “YEAH, NO, DON’T USE YOUR BLINKERS OR ANYTHING!”
It must be a real struggle to remember how to use your blinkers when driving, isn't it? WELL ITS THE DAMN EASIEST THING FOR ME SO YOU BETTER LEARN.
5. “I’M ALREADY GOING TEN MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
When you’re already pushing your limits with cops by going over the speed limit, but some dude behind you passes you doing double the speeding you’re already hitting.
6. “YOUR P**** TOO DRY TO BE RIDING ME LIKE THIS!”
Some people ride you like there’s no tomorrow whether its in a city, ton, or the highway. But may I just say that you have no right to be riding me like this, SIR.
7. “LET ME JUST SLOW MY CAR DOWN IN THIS SINGLE LANE JUST TO PISS YOU OFF!”
And then in order to make a point to the person riding you, you slow down to an unimaginably slow speed to get them as angry as they made you.
8.“IT IS A FORTY-FIVE ON THIS STREET GRANDMA!”
Then, crisscross, there’s some people who love to just go slower than a person walking would and then you just want to push their car quicker with the front of yours.
9. “SERIOUSLY?! YOU’RE HONKING AT ME?! THAT’S A F***ING JOKE!”
People who honk at you for no FRICKIN reason really get me. Why are you honking? Too slow? Too quick? Too sassy? I mean honestly some people just get boners from their car horns I think.
10. “KEEP SWERVING IN AND OUT OF LANES YOU A**HOLE!”
Finally, you have douchebags who swerve in and out of every possible lane without their blinkers, without caring about hitting other cars, and without caring about the legal speed limit. This is the biggest douche move in my book.
I know at least one of these pictures is relatable to any driver and I know probably half of the statements above relate to any driver every in the entire world. Some people just cannot drive and shouldn't be allowed on the road.