10 Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Cat, Like Right Meow
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10 Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Cat, Like Right Meow

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10 Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Cat, Like Right Meow
Alison Evans

1. Where did you pee?

It's just you and me. I know it was you.

2. Hold still, I want to snuggle.

Why won't you let me love you?!

3. Please stop putting your butthole near my face.

Treat others how you would like to be treated, pervert.

4. Can you not walk on my face please? I’m trying to sleep.

I'm going to boop your nose when you're cat-napping.

5. A little privacy please?

Where did you get that? Can I have some?


Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

8. I think you have a catnip addiction

The first step is admitting you have a problem. I support you.

9. Thanks for the kisses, your tongue feels like sand paper.

Really, this is very endearing.

10. I love you!

You're the best kitty ever!

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