In our modern age of dating, it's almost impossible to not have at least one jerk screw you over. Going out into the wild, it can be hard to spot these types at first, but if you pay close attention, some of their physical attributes, modes of transportation and behaviors can make them easy to spot.

Still, there are times where you come across a guy who you believe to be an eligible option for dating. Unfortunately, there comes a time where either his true colors start to shine, or the attractiveness that has blinded you suddenly starts to disappear and you start to realize you deserve better. There are a few ways one could deal with this situation, but in my opinion, showing that you're better off and moving on with your life is the best form of revenge. The following are some things you can choose to say anytime this wild creature decides to try and get back into your life.

1. "I finally bought the underwear you’ve always wanted to see me in. Too bad you never will."

2. "Thanks for making me realize it's OK to want things, too."

3. "You are going to wake up one day and even if it’s only for a second, even if it’s only for a minute, you will miss me. You will hurt over me and that’s enough."

4. "I hope she breaks you."

5. "I hope karma is wearing stilettos when she kicks your ass."

6. "I’m an optimist and you're a pessimist. I’m a lover and you're a fighter. I’m selfless and you only think of yourself. I’m one-of-a-kind, but you're just another jerk."

7. "It was hard to move on, but I know now the way I should truly be treated."

8. "I’ve got so much wiser and my boobs have gotten so much bigger since the last time I saw you. It’s your loss, bud."

9. "To be a f*ck boy is to always feel alone."

10. "Did you choose the douche life? Or did it choose you?"