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10 Things I'd Rather Have Than A Boyfriend

This is 100% serious.

Jocelyn Rodriguez
Mar 29, 2016
Quinnipiac University
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10 Things I'd Rather Have Than A Boyfriend

As a little girl, you read fairy tales and dream of your prince charming and the perfect wedding you'll have. As you grow up you realize the reality of it - the fairy tales are bullshit, Prince Charming is an ass, and doing things by yourself and for yourself is way more important.

This isn't the 1900's anymore and women are so much more than perfect housewives in the making. If I had to choose between falling in love or getting a job right out of college, I'd go with the latter. These are just a few of the things that I'd rather have right now than a serious relationship.

1. A perfectly toned ass

I go to the gym like once a month, why doesn't my ass look like this???

2. A Kylie Lip Kit

Like seriously, do you know how hard it is to get your hands on one of these??

3. A 4.0 GPA

This one brings me back to the whole: I'd rather have a job right out of college than meet my prince charming thing I mentioned in the beginning.

4. A puppy of literally any kind

Yeah boys are cute, but puppies are way cuter AND they don't talk.

5. Enough money to afford guac every time.

$2.10 extra just for guac? This is a travesty.

6. All presidential candidates

I think this one is self-explanatory.

7. Justin Bieber tickets

It's 2016, let's not pretend like we're not ALL Beliebers.

8. A pair of Yeezy's

I'm pretty sure I would trade my entire family for a pair of these.

9. Perfectly shaped eyebrows

My eyebrows have gone through many phases, but they've never looked THIS good.

10. A vacation to Bora Bora

A beach won't wake up one morning and decide it doesn't love you anymore.

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