Well students, it’s that time of year again; midterm season. It doesn’t matter what kind of student you are, because we’re all dreading taking exams. Most people, like myself make giant study plans, flashcards, summarized notes and quiz ourselves as soon as we wake up. But the truth of the matter is, there are so many things I would rather do than write my midterms.
1. Go to the Dentist
Trust me, this isn’t a statement I take lightly. It’s just the same anxiety level but at least at the end of the day I get a free toothbrush.
2. Work Out for Three Hours
Yes, working out is a stress-reliever but let’s not forget that it’s also really hard. But if it’s between a workout or a midterm, I’m going to go sign up for that boot camp class.
3. Do a Group Presentation
Group projects could be fun in a parallel universe where you only end up working with a friends. However, that’s a perfect world I’m dreaming of, so the reality is just a little more disheartening. Time to get my PowerPoint on.
4. Star in a One-Person Performance
I’m doubtful I have any theater skills, despite this starring in a one–person stage production is tempting compared to all the work I have ahead of me.
5. Watch Re-runs of a TV Show
Nothing hurts more than the season finale of “Chuck.” Although a binge-watch is way better than intense study sessions in the library.
6. Take Notes from the Textbook
So many examples, so much information and such a small font. I will gladly turn over those pages and start summarizing, if it means no essay midterms.
7. Teach My Dad How to Use a Macbook
It’s literally the end of the world as we know it. My dad is nice and well-meaning but he’s no tech wizard. I’m being asked right now, how to type a division symbol.
8. Pick Up Trash Along the Road
This could actually be a good way for me to spend my time. I’m being environmentally-friendly, I’m outside and I help a community.
9. Attend a Lecture on Quantum Mechanics
Sorry, but while I write this I still have no idea what exactly “Quantum Mechanics” is. In a way that’s perfect timing because right now I would go to any lecture willing to explain this subject to me. After all, it’s better than a math exam right?
10. Sleep Forever
Okay, so maybe not forever but a 10 hour nap sounds pretty good right now. I don’t even feel bad that my favorite place in the world is my bed. Plus, sleeping means extra snuggle time with my dog, who will welcome this break as much as I will.
Obviously, my list could go on and on. The thing is I have to go study. So best of luck students with your midterms!
