So here’s the deal, I LOVE the cold. I love bundling up, using my electric blanket, drinking hot drinks and eating warm soups. However, I HATE snow and ice. It's gross, wet, numbing and just isn’t pleasant. Being from the south I am accustomed to a wet, harsh ice that passes for “snow.” Maybe one day, if I experience what a real snow is, light and powdery, I may learn to enjoy it. It’s also pretty crappy when the entire town shuts down due to weather. So, without further ado, this is my list of ten things I’d rather do than endure another southern snow storm:
1. Fill my entire apartment with cows

2. Put on a shock collar and every time I spout off an irrelevant fact, I get shocked
3. Put 4 McDonald’s cheeseburgers, 10 McNuggets and a large Coke in a blender and drink the entire thing
























