Oh, my boyfriend, Joey, is just the absolute worst. He does so many annoying things. Here's just a small compilation of what he does.
1. He constantly compliments me no matter how I look.
Whether I just woke up and my eyes are all puffy and my hair is a mess, or we are going out on a date, Joey never fails to tell me how beautiful I look or how cute I am. I will forever be convinced that he is lying, but he "swears it's true."
2. There's never a dull moment with us.
Throughout all the time we spend together (and honestly, that's a lot of time), he never fails to keep me on my toes. From the sneak attacks of tickles to the spontaneous trips to get food, we are always up to something, and it's never boring.
3. He supports me in all of my endeavors.
I can be pretty spontaneous and spur of the moment, so Joey's continuous encouragement is really appreciated. P.S. Thanks for being my cost- and judgment-free trainer, since I have decided to start getting my health on track!
4. My mood swings and out of control moments are always tolerated.
I know I can sway toward the crazy side from time to time (once a month, perhaps?), and he never takes it personally or gets irritated with my strange demands.
5. He is great eye candy.
This one may be a little biased, but I think I have scored the most handsome man out there, so keep up the good work!
6. There are very few groans released when I suggest we take a selfie.
I am a huge picture person, so I am #blessed that Joey doesn't mind that much when I want to take a picture of him across the table featuring our burritos at Chipotle or with one of the Snapchat filters on our faces.
7. I am regularly spoiled.
If I am not being taken out on a date to one of our favorite restaurants, I am sending him links of things I want and surprisingly receiving them a few weeks later. What an even better time to use #blessed.
(Joey, this GIF is a hint) ^^
8. He deals with my sorority events.
I know that sorority dances can get pretty tedious when you go to them over and over again, but he never complains (to my face) and always agrees to matching with me because we always end up looking super fresh.
9. There is never any doubt.
We may have met on Tinder, but there has never been any hesitation that this man is absolutely perfect for me. My phone screen wasn't lying when it said "It's A Match!"
10. He loves me for me.
I have many weird habits, voices and personality traits that Joey just so happens to enjoy or also have himself. He loves me for all my imperfections and all those little things (Peep "Little Things" by One Direction, a.k.a. our song).
So yes, the title of this article is a bit misleading, considering I listed a bunch of things that I actually love about my boyfriend rather than hate. I know this was sappy and mushy, but I simply couldn't resist sharing (or bragging about) all the sweet things Joey does.























