Have you ever driven to work and contemplated the thought of just jumping out of the car and never looking back? Of course you have!! Guess what? Everyone does! Who in this world would rather go to work early in the morning when they can be sleeping, watching Netflix or raiding their fridge? If you answered "me", YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES. If you answered "hell no not me"; 1. GIRL i feel you and 2. I have the perfect cure for your gotta go to work blues. Here are my top 10 favorite old songs to blast, jam and scream out on my way to work.
1. My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas
You ARE lying if you have ever said this song was not the best song of 2009. Who in their right mind wouldn't want to put their milk in Will.I.Am's coco puffs- am I milky, milky right?
2. Suavemente by Elvis Crespo
This song got me speaking Spanish, salsa dancing and driving to work. Plus the video is hilarious, but don't watch while driving because you will laugh or accidentally hit another car, 10/10 would not recommend (the watching part- not the blasting part because this song is everything).
3. Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Oh Baby baby, this song is my childhood. When this song comes on, my windows are rolled down, my volume is at its highest and i lose my voice, naturally. It's Britney B****, what do you expect?
4. Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
Ooooooooh THIS MY SHT, sing it Gwen. This song would normally have me stomping my feet but since I'm driving, not a recommended technique. This song also taught me how to spell bananas, so obviously it is a wonderful learning experience.
5. Fergalicious by Fergie
Fergalicious definition make them cars go loco, I blast in my car to get me to go to worko. I clearly lyrically inept but its cool because I'm not Fergie. However, If you don't know the words to this song i cannot associate myself with you.
6. Lip Gloss by Lil Mama
They say my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss is popping. I'm sitting my car and all the standby's are bopping. You are more than welcome peasants, I blessed you with my morning jams and the royalty that is lil mama.
7. 1, 2 Step by Ciara ft. Missy Elliott
This automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh best is what gets me to work in the most up beat dance mood ever. I used to listen to this so often that i learned the 1-2 step. Call up dancing with the stars, anyone care to join me in my 1,2 step?
8. Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly
It's the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen got me going to work like there's a party beginning. Clearly I have now regained a knack for remixes, where is my award? Also this song is way too catchy and danceable too, just listen to it.
9. It Wasn't me by Shaggy
But they caught me driving faster (It wasn't me) saw me rushin' on the highway (It wasn't me) i even made it just in time, call me queen of almost being late but always making it before my shift begins.
10. Turn Up the Music by Chris Brown
Turn up the music cause this song just came on, turn up the music if you tryna rush to work!! If this wasn't played at least twice at your sweet sixteen, did you even have a sweet sixteen?
Now that I have blessed you with a playlist from the music Gods, get in that car, blast that playlist, scream out those words and arrive to work ready for a party. You can thank me later.
