1. You get along with animals better than you do with people.

The more people you talk to, the more you like your dog.

2. You seem to need haircuts more often than usual.

And you always have trouble parting ways with it.

3. A new pair of shoes changes your life.

But girl, if you lose your shoes at midnight—you're drunk.

4. You'll always have your enemies.

You feel like there's some force of evil out to get you. They may be called "final exams" instead of "evil stepmother," but they're basically the same thing, right?

5. You deliberately disobey the things you're told.

Mother told you not to go outside? Whoops. Don't go to war for your father? Too late. You're just trying to benefit yourself by making your own decisions, even though you know you probably should've just listened in the first place.

6. You find the perfect times to break into song.

Unless, well....you know.

7. Your boyfriend turned out to be a man nobody ever expected.

Even if sometimes he acts like a total beast.

8. You love a good adventure.

Who doesn't want to see the whole (new) world?

9. Sometimes your responsibilities are just too much to bear.

Ha. Bear.

10. You plan to live happily ever after.