If you're unsure of whether you are the world's most awkward human being, just read these, and you'll find that the majority of situations have happened to you. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
1. Sometimes you just don't know what to do in social situations.
2. You respond to normal phrases like "How are you?" with unrelated responses such as "Hey."
3. You finally attempt to dance after countless appeals from your friends and when you start to move they finally realize why you kept saying no all those times.
4. Public speaking is your greatest fear. Just the thought of it is enough to give you major anxiety.
5. You constantly have the thought, "Why did that just come out of my mouth?"
6. You are physically unable to speak to your crush in a coherent manner.
7. You might have heard someone use the phrase, "You just pulled a (insert your name)," using your personality to describe another person's awkward moment.
8. People are constantly telling you how funny you are, even when you have done nothing you consider even remotely funny.
9. You say no to going out with friends because that requires being social, and besides, "Friends" re-runs are calling your name.
10. You begin to introduce yourself to people with an apology for the awkward moments you know you will cause.
So have you learned something surprising about yourself today, or have you known it all along? Don't be upset. There are some perks to being forever awkward: You never portray yourself as something that you're not, and plus, your klutzy tendencies make everyone else look cooler. Embrace the awkwardness.
