10 Signs You Grew Up in NoVa

We all know the sad truth behind each and every one of these signs.

Jun 14, 2016

Northern Virginia has a love hate relationship with anyone and everyone who lives here. For us who grew up here seeing four Chick Fil A's in a five mile radius is normal. It's a place where going 10 miles over the actual speed limit is the speed limit. It's a place where you are bound to see at least one person you know if you visit any of the local Starbucks.

Here's 10 signs you know you've grown up in NoVa:

1. Traffic

Traffic on every major road all the time. Leaving your house to go anywhere on route 7 after 5 p.m.? Good luck because you are going no where.

2. The slang words that no one outside of NoVa understands.

We all understand "I'm hip," "true," "bet," "geekin'," We use these words on a daily basis. But, if you go anywhere else and try to say this people will stare and think "what is this person saying to me right now?" I know you are shaking your head yes right now because this has happened to you.

3. Your Instagram features pictures of Georgetown, Great Falls, and concerts at Jiffy Lube Live.

It exists we know.. Everyone has been to these places time after time, but we all some how continue to go and try to take "artsy" pictures every time.

4. A chance or sight of a snowflake means schools cancelled.

What exactly is a snow day? From the endless #CLOSELCPS and #CLOSEFCPS we have ended up with many days off and found our way onto the Ellen Show. Mid Terms? I totally forgot about those since they have gotten cancelled the last three years due to "snow" Yet, for some reason LCPS still can't call snow days when they actually need to be called January 5, 2015 for example if you live in LCPS you will remember that day for the rest of your life.

5. Every school year you had a field trip to D.C.

Oh the natural history museum, yeah I've been there about five times one for every year of elementary school.

7. The joy of SOL's

Worst two weeks of the school year, mostly because the Wifi gets really slow. How else are you supposed to watch Netflix during Flex?

8. Your biggest struggle is CFA being closed on Sundays.

Everyone has had that Sunday where they wake up and think I could really go for some chicken mini's right now. But, then remember that it's Sunday which means it's the only day you extremely craze CFA because it's closed.

9. The worst decision of having to choose which mall to go to.

When you have three choices its hard to make the decision. Yes, Dulles may be the closest but Tysons has an Urban, and Fair Oaks has the huge Forever 21...

10. You always say you can't wait to leave, but will always find a way back.

The number one thought about graduating High School is finally finding a way out of NoVa. You look at all the typical colleges VT, JMU, and UVA, thinking of the day you will finally leave!

No matter what you will always love NoVa. Mostly because, why would you want to grow up anywhere else?

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10 Signs You Grew Up in NoVa

We all know the sad truth behind each and every one of these signs.

1. Traffic

2. The slang words that no one outside of NoVa understands.

3. Your Instagram features pictures of Georgetown, Great Falls, and concerts at Jiffy Lube Live.

4. A chance or sight of a snowflake means schools cancelled.

5. Every school year you had a field trip to D.C.

7. The joy of SOL's

8. Your biggest struggle is CFA being closed on Sundays.

9. The worst decision of having to choose which mall to go to.

10. You always say you can't wait to leave, but will always find a way back.

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It's not as easy as it sounds.

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CON: More time to overthink.

PRO: More time to spend with family and friends.

CON: More time to get into trouble.

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1. Southern Gothic

2. Autumn Acoustics

3. Autumn Leaves

4. Deep Dark Indie

5. Dreamy Fall

6. Halloween Hipster

7. Wanderlust

8. Your Favorite Coffeehouse

... Because life happens

1. Realizing there's no more toilet paper when it's already too late.

2. Making a cup of coffee in the morning and forgetting it in the car.

3. Pushing doors that say pull.

4. When you hear people chew.

5. When it's really quiet in a room and you hear that one person breathing like they just ran a marathon.

6. Grabbing a chocolate chip cookie, only to realize it's actually oatmeal raisin.

7. Getting comfortable in bed and then realizing you forgot to pee/turn off the light.

8. That one aunt/uncle that just always gives you that creepy vibe.

9. When your teacher makes you buy a textbook that you never even crack open.

10. Continuing to open and reopen the fridge until the food that you want magically makes its way in there.

11. Walking into a room and then automatically forgetting why you went in there.

12. People that drive without using their blinker.

13. When you have really slow wi-fi.

14. People who feel the need to scream into their phones as if the other person can't hear them.

15. The world's obsession with the Kardashian/Jenner families.

16. Advertisements before Youtube videos.

17. When people read over your shoulder.

18. A-holes that park in the handicapped spots when they, in fact, not handicapped.

19. People who cut in line.

20. The LIRR/MTA

21. Being stuck behind someone who is walking painfully slow.

22. When people smoke cigarettes right in front of the entrance to the building you have to walk into.

23. When boys think it's cool to treat girls like crap.

24. Guys that still go to high school parties even though they've been out of high school for years.

25. Celebrities that are obviously lip-syncing.

26. How you need a scissor to get the scissor out of its package.

27. When people text using that stupid "voice text" function.

28. Telling someone you can't hear them, so they use the same exact volume and just repeat what they said.

29. When someone gets in the shower right as you were about to get in the shower.

30. Saying "What?" for some reason, even though you heard what the person said.

31. When you're in a rush but the light is red.

32. Cashiers putting your change down on the counter instead of in your hand.

33. The people that go up to order food to the cashier but are still continuing their phone conversation.

34. That awkward time in the fall when it's freezing in the morning but stifling in the afternoon.

35. Emailing your professor a long winded paragraph about a problem you are having and they email back, "Sure."

36. Guys who put their car as their profile picture on Facebook.

37. Girls who have "X Years Young." in their Instagram bios.

38. Trying to find the beginning to a roll of tape.

39. When people drive your car and adjust your mirrors/seat.

40. People that talk during the movie.

41. People that decide to engage in conversation right in the middle of the hallway/sidewalk.

42. When someone says, "no offense," and then continues to say something offensive.

43. People that pop their significant others pimples.

44. Teacher's pets.

45. Going to the bathroom and someone goes into the stall right next to you.

46. When someone leaves your room and doesn't shut the door.

47. Political debates between two people who know nothing about politics.

48. When you get all ready to go out and your friend cancels plans.

49. People that drop their friends for their significant other.

50. People that don't like animals.

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