Scott Disick, Lord Disick, The Lord, is one of the most wonderful beings when it comes to speaking his mind. I'm pretty sure most of the people who would and still do watch "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" only watch it for the man, the myth, the legend, Scott, desperately hoping for him to crack a joke, create a hilarious prank, or see what ridiculous things he has to say about being in the Kardashian family. His best moments definitely being the Todd Cranes prank, his sarcastic response when Kim was sent a free yoga membership, and when Khloe said "I'm so thankful for Kim Kardashian West because without her this family vaca wouldn't have happened," and then Scott chimes in, "or our careers!" He always has the best replies, and he's not afraid to speak his mind. Let's be real, even if he's the only one who can say it, we are all thinking the same exact thing. His witty remarks circulate social media, sarcastic remarks and over the top quotes GIF'd into some of the best responses ever. We all miss Scott on the Kardashians because it's just not as funny as it was. But we can still let his voice live forever, though obnoxious text messages and beautiful subtweets.
1. When your friends text you and ask you if you want to have a girl's night in or a girl's night out. Going out takes effort, and why would you leave the comfort of your home to eat food when it can be delivered straight to your door.
2. When you get into an argument with someone and they think it's your fault, but really they are just too stubborn to admit they are the one who is wrong.
3. When your friend tells you that she stalked a boy so hard she knows that his aunt's husbands step-sons girlfriends cousin went to school with this cute boy.
4. When you text your friends to go out to eat and they say they can't because they are working.
5. When you're trying to tell your best friend that her boyfriend is an asshole, but it's like talking to a brick wall and she can't see past her rose colored, puppy dog eyes.
6. When nobody is listening to you rant.
7. When your friends text you and ask you go out with them tonight, but you've had a long day at work.
8. When your friend keeps complaining about shit that she knows you clearly do not care about.
9. When your friend wants to set you up with one of her friends so you stalk them on Facebook and see what they look like.
10. When your friends tell you someone is talking shit.
11. When you get into a Facebook argument with someone about religion and morals.
