As a single-status individual in a world of relationships, there is much time to mope and ponder the reasons as to why you're living the single life. And with each new rom-com movie, the desire to have a significant other increases to the point where not even the cat can fill the void of companionship. However, every cloud has a silver lining; and the clouds parted the day you received your very own heated blanket. From the first time you plugged it in, it was like there was an instant connection, a spark; needless to say, things heated up pretty quickly from that point on, and it was at that moment when you realized that this heated blanket had the potential to be better than any relationship you had imagined. If you aren't convinced about this unusual love affair, perhaps I can convince you with 10 reasons why a heated blanket is better than having a boyfriend:
1. They’re always waiting for you when you come home.
2. They make the best cuddle buddies: we’re talking 360-degree-snuggling, being spooned from every angle…and with no complaints! It just doesn't get better than that.
3. Your blanket doesn't get mad if you push it off the bed and onto the floor in the middle of the night. Bed-hog? No problem; your blanket understands.
4. Feeling under the weather? Have no fear, your blanket will always be around to warm you up.
5. It doesn’t judge you if you decide to stay in bed and watch Netflix all day. Your blanket is always down for some quality time together.
6. They're low maintenance: no need to worry about buying gifts for important dates like birthdays or anniversaries.
7. Feeling frisky? Well, no need to spend time trying build up the tension! With one click of a button, your blanket is instantly turned on.
8. They don’t get jealous if you want to take a break and explore other blanket options.
9. You don't need to get ready or look your best for them; they’ll snuggle with you no matter how bad you look or smell.
10. Which leads me to my final point: heated blankets can't complain! No need to worry about a smart remark about your appearance not being up to par, or about how your habits aren’t ladylike enough for him— the blanket embraces you for who you are.
