Here are ten extremely legitimate reasons to vote for our nation's favorite media personality.
1. He's not politically correct!
Sexism and racism are so much better unfiltered!
2. He's not a politician!
When all else fails, elect a leader with zero political experience!
3. He cares about the middle class and the poor!
"The people that like me best are poor people and middle-income people," Trump said. "I would save the middle class. I know what to do." Although he didn't follow up with any comprehensible strategy, he seems very certain that he knows what to do!4. He wants to keep out those damn immigrants!
"[Mexicans] are bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists," Trump has said. You have to admire a man who is willing to make generalized, false claims in the name of making America great again.5. He has a great relationship with "the Mexican people"
Despite calling them rapist criminals, Trump loves the Mexicans!
6. He respects women!
Some of his more affectionate names: “fat pigs,” ”dogs,” ”slobs,” and “disgusting animals".
7. He has some great celebrity supportersSarah Palin, Hulk Hogan, Tila Tequila, Dennis Rodman are among those in Trump's interesting band of supporters!
8. He started from the bottom.
"My whole life really has been a 'no' and I fought through it," Trump stated of his tough upbringing. "It has not been easy for me, it has not been easy for me." It has not been easy for him! "And you know I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." A true rags to riches inspiration.
9. His hair alone is a real inspiration.
10. He wants to make America great again!
Not sure which period of American history he's referring to, considering mass genocide, slavery, and oppression have been pretty constant. Oh, wait...
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